Friday, February 15

Icon 1000 Beltway: Rugged Threads for Handsome Dudes

This next set of threads is only appropriate for use during a Zombie Apocalypse. However, considering that you should always be prepared for this kind of crisis, feel free to wear it any time. Released under the Icon One Thousand label, the Beltway Jacket, Pants and Gloves are born with a reputation of guts and glory. Strap your 'boomstick' close and make sure that your chainsaw is full on gas, this may be a wild ride.

The most important piece of your journey is the Icon 1000 Beltway Jacket. Outfitted with full D30 armor, you can elbow Zombies in the face all day without getting tired. Even if one of them tries to beat you across the back with a dismembered limb, you'll be covered by the Viper CE Level 2 back protector. The chassis is made from a highland coated canvas and reinforced with Brazilian cowhide overlays. This treatment ensures that the deadite's disease will not penetrate your armor and also encourages water (and blood) to bead and roll off.

Icon 1000 Beltway Jacket Review:

Of course, every chainsaw-wielding hero should be prepared with a matching set of pants.  Made from the same materials, you are equipped to ride through a sea of the undead unscathed. Also prepared with D30, the Icon 1000 Beltway Pants will speed your quest for the Necronomicon, but will also protect you from the road should you accidentally tip over your two-wheeled zombie-smashing contraption.

Icon 1000 Beltway Pants Review:

Staying alive during a cataclysm of this scale requires you to be dressed down to the fingernails. The Icon 1000 Beltway Gloves provide the last piece to this wild deathcoaster ride. Using premium grade French cowhide, this teeth-smasher will knock your Zombie assailants right into the world of the living by means of the D30 armor in the knuckles. While Black is the obvious choice for an Apocalypse, these gloves are also avilable in Red, or "Bone" (Cream/Brown). The best feature to the Beltway Gloves is that they come in a pair. No matter which of your arms must be sacrificed to the evil dead, you will have a glove for your remaining limb.

Icon 1000 Beltway Glove Review:

While in no way related to ICON or this Beltway release, let me put in a shameless plug for the Bell Rogue Helmet while I am on the topic of Armageddon. I couldn't think of anything more perfect for the occasion, just sayin'...

If the end of the world is destined for tomorrow, it may already be too late. However, if you somehow find yourself still alive come sunrise, you are going to want to be prepared for what follows. If you are rigged with the Icon 1000 Beltway you will be prepared for whatever disaster heads your way, whether it be an army of darkness or just Bruce Campbell's chin.

- ckZilla
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